Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Simon


Turn-ons: Peanut butter, belly rubs, varmints


Turn-offs: Carrots, thunder, fireworks


Dominant Independence Day memory: "It's okay, baby. Shh. It's okay. Oooh. Did you see that one, Caleb? Really Simon--it's okay. Ooh! A shower--shhh. Simon. Shh. No, you're staying in here. Ooh! Yeah, I liked that one, too. SIMON! Hush! Aah...that's--Good GOD, Simon! It's OKAY! HUSH! It's OKAY! Simon! ... Oh, for Christ's sake, let's just go outside."

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