Holy hell. Have you ever gotten sucked into Ancestry.com? Every spare minute I have, I'm on it, which makes me either (a) researching a project, or (b) impersonating a retiree who just discovered the Internet.
I can read old newspapers all day. So far, my favorite thing I've come across is one of those old-timey ads that looks like an article. The headline is: "Attention, Fat Girls!" I could kick myself that I kept reading.