Tips for Surviving a Nasty Cold

Do:
--Drink lots of fluids.
--Hit that OTC medication hard.
--Enjoy being a sniffly martyr.

Don't:
--Drink lots of caffeinated fluids.
--Watch five or more hours of America's Next Top Model, "Cycle" Six.
--Become overly upset that Jade (and not Furonda! NOT FURONDA!!) made it into the final three.
--Try to sleep off your ANTM overload and expect Jade to keep her obnoxious self out of your restless sleep.

Seriously.