Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Anniversary of Steel

On Saturday, Brandon and I will celebrate our eleventh wedding anniversary. And by “celebrate,” I mean that we’ll probably make out in the kitchen while Caleb plays on his DS.

The traditional sort of gift one is supposed to give for the big eleven is steel. I’m just spitballing here, but one lucky guy just might get:

A. A Terrible Towel

B. Looking at him with this face.

C. Quoting, thoughout the day, lines such as “Shelby, drink your juice,” “Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket,” and “The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”

D. A mix CD, featuring the works of Steely Dan, as well as Billy Joel’s “Allentown.”

E. A swordfight.

F. The Empire State Building.

3 comments:

Erin Lee said...

As long as he promises it won't affect his ability to do good hair!

attiton said...

I thought is was the "steal" anniversary. I can think of a lot of things to do for that one.

lovemywill said...

My favorite quote from SM "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me."

I found your blog after reading "We (Don't) All Sleep Alone". Thank you.

I thank you, my husband thanks you and my 7 year old, Will thanks you.