Back when I used blankets, I would think, What asshole is calling me now?
But, as of yesterday, I have found it in myself to use phone manners:
That's the good news.
I'm still adjusting to my son's becoming a wizard.
And my husband's casting of spells.
And his calling attention to just one of my breasts:
But at least now we have our Snuggies to ward off those frosty 67-degree days like we had yesterday.